Question: What has four eyes but cant see?
Answer: Mississippi
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Question: I went in the woods and got it.
I sat down to find it.
I left without it.
What is it?
Answer: A splinter.
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Question: there is a guy going to the bahamas.
this guy has 7 wives each wive has 7 cats each ct has 7 kittens each kitten has 7 ballsto play with.

How many things are going to the Bahamas?
Answer: one
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Question: What gets bigger the more you take away?
Answer: a Hole.
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Question: There were 23 birds sitting on a tree and a hunter shot 1. How many left?
Answer: NONE!!!! THEY ALL FLEW AWAY!!
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Question: Why do birds fly south
Answer: It's too far to walk
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Question: I come once in a year twice in a week and no times in a month what am I ???
Answer: The letter E
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Question: (A2345678910JQKA2345678910)times by two

what does this pattern represent?
Answer: a deck of cards
A= ace
J= jack
Q= queen
K= king
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Question: What happens once in a minute
twice in a week
and once in a year
Answer: the letter e
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Question: why is number ten scared of number seven?
Answer: because seven,eight nine!
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