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11 Pirate Riddles To Solve
Ahoy, matey! Avast ye, what we have here is a booty of printable pirate riddles with answers. Us scallywags find them a lot of fun, hope you sea dogs do as well, or we'll make you walk the plank! Shiver me timbers!
Riddle:
Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
Answer: Because he always gets lost at sea!
Riddle:
Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
Answer: To the dock!
Riddle:
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Answer: Because he was standing on the deck.
Riddle:
What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?
Answer: Arr (R), mateys.
Riddle:
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Answer: Arrgh! Aye Matey! (Arrgh! I'm 80!)
Riddle:
How do you make a pirate angry?
Answer: Take away the "p" and he becomes irate.
Riddle:
What hath but three feet, three hands, and three eyes?
Answer: Two pirates.
Riddle:
What is a pirates favorite word?
Answer: Arrgh.
Riddle:
What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
Answer: A vampirate.
Riddle:
Why are pirates pirates?
Answer: Because they just Arrrrr!
Pirate Riddles Answers:
- Because he always gets lost at sea!
- To the dock!
- Because he was standing on the deck.
- Arr (R), mateys.
- Arrgh! Aye Matey! (Arrgh! I'm 80!)
- Take away the "p" and he becomes irate.
- Two pirates.
- Arrgh.
- A vampirate.
- Because they just Arrrrr!