36 Food Riddles - Riddles about Food
Funny Food Riddles from the original Riddles website. These are the best food riddles, jokes, and brain teasers for kids and adults. Entertain your classmates or share with your family.
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1. A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horse's food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?
Answer: The rope wasn't tied to anything so he could reach the food.
2. What food lives at the beach?
Answer: A sand-wich.
3. How do vampires like their food served?
Answer: In bite-size pieces.
4. I have four legs but never walk I may be covered in flowers but have no soil I hold food three times a day but never eat a meal. What am I?
Answer: A table.
5. Jason is lying dead. He has an iron bar across his back and some food lying in front of him. How did Jason meet his sorry end?
Answer: He is a mouse caught in a mousetrap.
6. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
Answer: Fire!
7. Excuse me, waiter, this food tastes funny?
Answer: Then why aren't you laughing?
8. I do not eat food but I enjoy a light meal everyday. What am I?
Answer: A plant.
9. I am a food that explodes. But long before I explode, I am already dead. I can be small, I can be big, and I can be fragrant. My name is literal. What am I?
Answer: Popcorn!
10. What is a comedian's favorite food?
Answer: Pun-cake.
11. A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
Answer: "Sorry we don't serve food here".
12. What do you buy but you never keep?
Answer: Food.
13. What is a ruler's favorite food?
Answer: An inch-elada!
14. What's a snowman's favorite food?
Answer: A Brrrr-ger.
15. What do race car drivers eat for breakfast?
Answer: Fast food.
16. Why was the baseball player's food always dirty?
Answer: He always stepped on the plate.
17. Four legs I do have, yet I never walk. I work not, yet I have food. All the food I get, none do I eat but you do. I cannot read yet many times I'm found with books. I am only but a carpenter's work. What am I?
Answer: A table.
18. Why do the French like to eat snails?
Answer: Because they don't like fast food!
19. Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Answer: The person whom payed for the food was WEDNESDAY!.
20. What is a crab's favorite food?
Answer: Pinch-elada!
21. I'm used for a lot of things, I'm used for flowers, plants, food and sometimes for decoration, I come in different colors and shapes and I break if you don't take care of me. What am I?
Answer: I’m glass.
22. When there is a fly near our food it is normally a pest. But when we see this fly near food it is often a welcome guest. What am I?
Answer: A butterfly.
23. Tuesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did?
Answer: Tuesday did because in english to say a day you say "on" before the day!!!
24. I'm yellow as a banana, in fact that's my favorite food. You'll find me wearing blue, and big goggles too. I'm friends with Stuart and Kevin, and I have multi-colored eyes. Who and What am I? Hint: look at the creater
Answer: Bob the minion.
25. I'm always hungry, I'll always eat; Turn to feed me, And see I keep my food pointy and neat. What am I?
Answer: A pencil sharpener.
26. Steve woke up after a good night's sleep. He wanted to make a big breakfast for himself. He has a dozen eggs in a carton. He breaks two eggs, fries two, and eats two. How many eggs are there in the carton afterward?
Answer: Afterwards, there are 10 eggs in the carton. Steve broke, fried, and ate the same two eggs. This is because: 1) cooking the egg while it is still in its shell would be considered boiling the egg, not frying it; after all, you would need to break the egg into a pan before frying it, and; 2) you cannot eat a raw egg while it is still in the shell because of the risk of foodborne illnesses.
27. I Am A Fish That Is Tasty And Can Be Expensive In Japan, But I Am Not Sustainable, And I Am In The "Avoid List" From WWF’s Sustainable Seafood List. What Fish Am I?
Answer: An Eel.
28. You cannot touch me. I cause anger and illness. My remedy is tangible. It spreads happiness throughout the world everyday. What am I?
Answer: Hunger. Food.
29. I am a food, I have only three letters in my name; Leave the first, I still sound the same. What am I?
Answer: Pea
30. A fast food restaurant sells chicken in orders of 6,9 and 20. What's the largest number of pieces of chicken you cannot order from the restaurant?
Answer: 43 is the last number that doesn't fall into these categories.
31. I am food that some people hate. Add an "L" to the middle and flip me over I turns into a city. What am I?
Answer: Salad.
32. It is a short song, It has a lot of names, and rhymes a lot. Hint: It is food. What is the pea's favorite song?
Answer: Greens Peas potatoes tomatoes!
33. I come in a cone but I am not food; I will be skewed if you screw with my hue; I come by the millions but you can probably only name a few. What am I?
Answer: Colors.
34. My favorite food is one you throw out the outside and cook the inside. What food is it ?
Answer: Corn on the cob. You throw out the cob.
35. Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
Answer: He bolted down his food.
36. What is a comedians favourite food?
Answer: Cheese! Get it, cheesy jokes Plz comment!
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