Question: I pass before the sun yet make no shadow, what am I?
Answer: wind
Question: it is greater than god
more evil than the devil
poor people have it
rich people need it
if you eat it you will die
more evil than the devil
poor people have it
rich people need it
if you eat it you will die
Answer: nothing
Question: there are 3 cars they are a ferrari, dodge viper and a car called hit the ferrari comes first and the dodge viper comes second whitch car comes last
Answer:
Question: If a rooster went on top of a roof and layed an egg at the very top and the wind was going blowing east which way would the egg roll?
Answer: There was no egg,roosters don't lay eggs!!!
Question: Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house in is a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railway track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?
Answer: Romeo and Juliet are fish. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf.
Question: There is a man and he is locked in a steel room, with NO windows and NO doors...all he has is a piece of wood and a saw he cuts the wood in half but how does he get out?
Answer: he puts both halves together and makes a WHOLE!
Question: On clear days I search in silence,
my cool eye a shade of pale;
In billowing thickness with glaring red eye,
I screech and wail.
My power keeps you from the glow.
Ever-ready, you'll know to go.
Effete, you'll probably be too slow.
my cool eye a shade of pale;
In billowing thickness with glaring red eye,
I screech and wail.
My power keeps you from the glow.
Ever-ready, you'll know to go.
Effete, you'll probably be too slow.
Answer: A smoke detector.
clear days - no smoke, the light is clear.
thickness - smoke, the light is red, it goes off.
Ever-ready - like the battery brand.
Effete - no power, it won't work.
clear days - no smoke, the light is clear.
thickness - smoke, the light is red, it goes off.
Ever-ready - like the battery brand.
Effete - no power, it won't work.
Question: What gets bigger as you take things out of it (2 answers) ?
Answer: A hole, or a room.
Question: What has 4 eye/i s, but cannot see?
Answer: mississippi has four i but cannot see
Question: The rich want it,but the poor have it,god taks it,satin gives it?
Answer: nothing
