Question: Which river never flows?
Answer: The river in a map!
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Question: What does this say?

yy ur yy 4me.
Answer: Too wise you are, too wise for me.
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Question: A man walks into a pet store and wants to buy a parrot. The clerk saw him and said that the bird will repeat everything it hears. So the man takes the bird home and starts to talk to it. But the parrot doesnt say anything. if the clerk told the truth why is the parrot not talking.
Answer: The parrot was deaf.
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Question: which word starts with the letter 'e', ends with the letter 'e' but only has one letter in it?
Answer: envelope
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Question: If you break me, I'll not stop working. If you can touch me, my work is done. If you lose me, you must find me with a ring soon after.
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Question: An electric train was going 60mph.
The smoke blew half the speed.
How fast did the smoke blow?
Answer: There was no smoke,electric trains don't blow smoke!.
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Question: A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
Answer: ALL the children are boys, so 1/2 half are boys and so is the other half.
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Question: Some consider it evil in many ways
Types of venom people it slays
Corrupting killing harmful it stays
Confusing their mind like a maze
Answer: poision
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Question: There is a big ground with black spots,and in that there are some small black soldier which troubles the ground.
Answer: our hair.
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Question: As i was walking to saint ives, i met a man with seven wives. Those seven wives had seven brothers and the seven brothers had 7 children. How many people were going to saint ives?
Answer: One!!!
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