14 Reindeer Riddles - Riddles about Reindeer
Funny Reindeer Riddles from the original Riddles website. These are the best Reindeer riddles, jokes, and brain teasers for kids and adults. Entertain your classmates or share with your family.
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1. Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentine's Day?
Answer: Cupid.
2. Which one of Santa's reindeer can you see in outer space?
Answer: Comet.
3. Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?
Answer: Dasher.
4. Which one of Santa's reindeer do you see at a competition?
Answer: Dancer.
5. How can you tell if reindeer have passed on your roof?
Answer: Check for yellow icicles!
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6. What's the cheapest cut of meat?
Answer: Deer balls. They're under a buck!
7. I would hold you in my embrace until you go blue in the face. You're a deer, you're the apple of my eye eat me and you'll die. What am I?
Answer: Cyanide.
8. What do reindeer use to decorate their antlers?
Answer: Horn-aments!
9. What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Answer: Beer nuts cost around $1.50 -- deer nuts are under a buck.
10. My name starts with "rain" and ends with the first letter of my name. I get mistaken for other things a lot. I am usually present in children's stories. I am usually flying in mid-air too. What am I?
Answer: Santa's reindeer.
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11. What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
Answer: Nothing! Reindeer can't talk.
12. What is a deer's favorite kind of tree?
Answer: A El-deer tree!
13. What do you call a deer with no eye?
Answer: No idea (no eye deer).
14. What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
Answer: One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
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