40+ Scary Riddles Jokes and Brain Teasers with Answers

Scary Riddles - Riddles That Are Scary (Not really)

Scary riddles for kids are from the original Riddles website. These are the best scary riddles, jokes, and brain teasers for kids and adults. Entertain your classmates or share with your family.

1. Riddle: Why didn't the Mummy have any friends?
Answer: He was too wrapped up in himself.

2. Riddle: Where does a werewolf like to hide?
Answer: In your claws-it.

3. Riddle: How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?
Answer: Because he turns into a bat every night.

4. Riddle: Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?
Answer: Because they have no-body to go with.

5. Riddle: What boy wizard magically grew a beard each night?
Answer: Hairy Potter.

6. Riddle: What type of music is a mummy's favorite?
Answer: Wrap.

7. Riddle: Why did the vampire take art class?
Answer: He wanted to learn how to draw blood.

8. Riddle: How do vampires like their food served?
Answer: In bite-size pieces.

9. Riddle: What do you call a wizard from outer space that can fly?
Answer: A flying sorcerer!

10. Riddle: Who was the most famous Skeleton detective?
Answer: Sherlock Bones.

11. Riddle: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Answer: Because it didn’t have the guts.

12. Riddle: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.

13. Riddle: What instrument does a skeleton play?
Answer: Trombone.

14. Riddle: Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Answer: Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.

15. Riddle: If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?
Answer: Pilgrims.

16. Riddle: Where did pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
Answer: On their feet.

17. Riddle: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
Answer: To get some spare - ribs.

18. Riddle: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
Answer: By how much he's coffin.

19. Riddle: What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
Answer: Graaaaaaaains!

20. Riddle: I am dead but alive, I eat but am never satisfied, I consume knowledge but gain none. What am I?
Answer: A Zombie.

21. Riddle: Why didn't the skeleton use a towel?
Answer: Because he always comes out bone dry.

22. Riddle: Do vampires play tennis on their free time?
Answer: No they prefer bat-minton.

23. Riddle: What type of dog does a vampire have?
Answer: A Bloodhound!

24. Riddle: What did the tourist say to a vampire?
Answer: Do you know a good place to get a bite?

25. Riddle: You walk into your house you see three doors you've never seen before. One vampire bats that will suck your blood. Two zombies that will eat your brain. Three a lion that hasn't eaten for over six months. Which one do you go through?
Answer: Three a lion that hasn't eaten for over 6 months because he would be dead.

26. Riddle: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Answer: Fish and ships.

27. Riddle: I come out at night, I am nor human nor animal, I rarely eat I only drink, I can only be found at night, I will glow in sunlight. What am I?
Answer: A vampire.

28. Riddle: What is a vampires favorite boat to travel on?
Answer: A blood vessel.

29. Riddle: Where do zombies go on vacation?
Answer: The Dead Sea.

30. Riddle: What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Answer: Spare ribs!

31. Riddle: What kind of streets do zombies like?
Answer: Dead ends!

32. Riddle: What did the zombie bring to bed?
Answer: A deaddy bear.

33. Riddle: What does a vegetarian zombie say?
Answer: 'G'rainsss!

34. Riddle: Why do skeletons hate the cold?
Answer: The wind goes right through them!

35. Riddle: How do monsters like their eggs?
Answer: Terri-Fried.

36. Riddle: What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Answer: A neck-tarine!

37. Riddle: I look like a human, but have no feelings, no heart, soul, skin, or bones. I can walk and talk. I can easily be controlled by people. What am I?
Answer: Artificial Intelligence, or a robot.

38. Riddle: Why is France like a skeleton?
Answer: Because only the bony part is left. This is a play on words referring to Napoleon Bonaparte who played a key role in the 1789 French Revolution and was the first Emporer of France from 1804-15.

39. Riddle: 1. Where do fish go on vacation? 2. Where do songbirds go on vacation? 3. Where do zombies go on vacation? 4. Where do Thanksgiving Birds go on vacation? 5. Where do geometry teachers go on vacation? 6. Where do locksmiths go on vacation?
Answer: 1. Finland 2. The Canary Islands 3. The Dead Sea 4. Turkey 5. Cuba 6. The Florida Keys

40. Riddle: What is a vampires favorite car to drive in?
Answer: A bloodmobile?

41. Riddle: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
Answer: Because the dog was after his bones.

42. Riddle: I am as small as a beetle, as annoying as a fly, I like to kill trees, what am I?
Answer: A Lantern Fly! (Also stop stealing my riddles, Berries, the LearnyVerse Wizard from Pyranic)

43. Riddle: What is a mummy's favorite type of paper?
Answer: WRAPing paper

44. Riddle: Where do zombies go for a night out?
Answer: Club Dead.

45. Riddle: What did the zombie eat for breakfast?
Answer: Raisen Brain!

46. Riddle: What was the pilgrim favorite type of music?
Answer: Plymouth Rock.

47. Riddle: What kind of money do vampires use?
Answer: Blood money!

48. Riddle: What does a troll call his apartment?
Answer: Gnome sweet gnome.