Football Riddles - Riddles About Football
Funny football riddles from the original Riddles website. These are the best football riddles, jokes, and brain teasers for kids and families. Entertain your siblings or share riddles with your friends.
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1. What has one foot but no legs?
Answer: A football.
2. What is the only time you run in football?
Answer: When you kick off the game.
3. What do you call a football player who can't stop talking?
Answer: A quarterback.
4. What do you call a group of cows playing football?
Answer: A pasture-ization.
5. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
Answer: To get his quarterback!
6. What do football players do when they get cold?
Answer: They stand in the corner, because it's always 90 degrees there.
7. What do you call a football player with no legs?
Answer: Ground beef.
8. What do you call a ghost who loves football?
Answer: A receiver-ant.
9. John bet Tom $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tom agrees but loses the bet. Why did Tom lose the bet?
Answer: John said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
10 What has 22 legs and 2 wings?
Answer: A football team!
11 Why is it always hot at the end of a football game?
Answer: Because all of the FANS have gone home.
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