18 Santa Riddles - Riddles about Santa
Funny Santa Riddles from the original Riddles website. These are the best Santa riddles, jokes, and brain teasers for kids and adults. Entertain your classmates or share with your family.
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1. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?
Answer: Looks like rain dear.
2. Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Answer: Because he has a black belt.
3. Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentine's Day?
Answer: Cupid.
4. Which one of Santa's reindeer can you see in outer space?
Answer: Comet.
5. Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?
Answer: Dasher.
6. What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claus-traophobic.
7. On Christmas Eve, when Santa leaves his workshop at the North Pole, what direction does he travel?
Answer: South. If you're on the North Pole the only direction you can go is south.
8. What does Santa do in his garden?
Answer: He Ho Ho Ho's!
9. What nationality is Santa?
Answer: North Polish.
10. Which one of Santa's reindeer do you see at a competition?
Answer: Dancer.
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11. What do you call Santa for cats?
Answer: Santa paws.
12. What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Answer: Santa Pause.
13. What do you call a santa which does not move?
Answer: Santa pause.
14. My name starts with "rain" and ends with the first letter of my name. I get mistaken for other things a lot. I am usually present in children's stories. I am usually flying in mid-air too. What am I?
Answer: Santa's reindeer.
15. How many letters are in Christmas?
Answer: Billions. Santa must be going stir crazy!
16. Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist?
Answer: He sold his soul to santa.
17. Why did Santa spell Christmas N - O - E?
Answer: Because the angel said NOEL - NO L.
18. What do you get when you cross Santa Claus and a duck?
Answer: A Christmas quacker.
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