Question: You are trapped in a house with no doors or windows. How do you get out?

Question: Luke was murderd on the forth of july at his party, only three people came to his party. Sefton his boss, Max his best friend, and Michelle his wife. When the cops arrived the calendar was marked 1 on the second, eighth, forth,third,one, and ninth. As soon as the cops arrived and looked at the calendar they knew who did it. How did they know?

Question: A woman was reading in the basement of her house when her husband walked by and, thinking that the basement was empty, switched off the light and closed the door. The woman paused in her reading for a moment, then continued. there were no lamps, flashlights, windows, or any other form of light in the basement. The light that her husband switched off never came back on. How is this possible?

Question: one dog weighs 20kgs the other wieghs 30 kg. how much do they both weigh?

Question: What Is More Powerful Than God, More Evil Than The Devil, Dead People Eat It, And If Live People Eat It They Die Slowly

Question: If I fall off the highest building I won't break, but if I go into water I do break. What am I?

Question: What comes:
Once in a mintue
Twice in a moment
But not in a thousand years?

Question: What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?

Question: A man runs home to see another man in a mask. Why?

Question: You heard me before, yet you hear me again, then I die, till you call again
What am I?