Question: Average Joe Bloe walks up to a cabin. Inside this cabin there are 15 people that are dead. All 15 people died the same way and at the same time. Joe was instantly able to tell how they died.

How did they die?
Answer: They died from a crash. The cabin the people were in was an Airplane "Cabin"
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Question: What has to be broken before being used
Answer: An EGG
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Question: My thunder rolls beneath me, my lightning flares above. I dust the crust, and when I bust, all I touch will I shove.

What am I?
Answer: I am a Volcano.
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Question: A cat walks into a barn with four legs. She walks out then after a few hours, comes back in. She has eight legs. How can this be?
Answer: She has a mouse in her mouth. 4 cat legs + 4 mouse legs = 8 legs altogether.
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Question: One Breakes and Never Falls and one Falls but never breaks, what are they?
Answer: Night and Day
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Question: a man was found dead in his appartment how did he die? (the answer is in the riddle)
Answer: the man walked over to the window tripped over the wire off his television, and stumbled around the appartment for some time, trapping his hand in the toaster, he knocked into his table and some stamps stuck to him, by now he had a very sore toe so hopped around on one foot untill his knee cap came out by this time the appartment was covered in blood and on fire due to the high concentration of vodka in his blood (wheather this was the cause for the tripping we will never know)he thaught the fresh air will do his toe and bloody knee some good so he hopped over to the window and fell out down 75 stories on to a post box (his spine snaped in half) due to the stamp being on him and him on the post box. the post man looked him up and down and could see no address ('odd' he thaught) so he was returned to sender and crushed throught his tiny post box.
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Question: Many years ago, a wealthy old man was near death. He wished to leave his fortune to one of his three children. The old man wanted to know that his fortune would be in wise hands. He
stipulated that his estate would be left to the child who would sing him half as many songs as days that he had left to live.

The eldest son said he couldn't comply because he didn't know how many days his father had left to live, and besides he was too busy. The youngest son said the same thing. The man ended up leaving his money to his third child, a daughter. What did his daughter do?
Answer: Every other day, the daughter sang her father a song.
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Question: George, Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee. Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking soda.
Using logic, is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda?
Answer: Elizabeth is drinking coffee. The letter E appears twice in her name, as it does in the names of the others that are drinking coffee.
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Question: if your in a room with no windows, no doors, everything made of cement besides in the room a mirror and a table. how would you get out?
Answer: look in the mirror, see wat you saw, take wat you saw to saw the table in half, and 2 haves make a whole, so crawl through the hole
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Question: What age is a man in his fifth prime?
Answer: 7, because 7 is the fith prime number.
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