Question: You go to the doctor because your ill and he prescribes you with 3 pills and tells you to take them every half hour. How long do the pills last you?
Answer: An hour because the first pill doesn't take 30 min. to take.
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Question: there's 3 kindergarters walking down the street, a blonde, brunettte, and black. Which one has the best body?
Answer: The blonde one because she's 19 years old
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Question: Two bodies have I,
though both joined in one.
The more still I stand,
the quicker I run.
What am I?
though both joined in one.
The more still I stand,
the quicker I run.
What am I?
Answer: An hourglass.
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Question: What am I?
I may look small but weigh a lot tons
In some of the cases I'am bigger than the sun
In the darkness of night
I'am above your head
I make people sleep when they count my friends and me in bed
I'am not small but I'am far
I'am the bright little things stuck in tar
I may look small but weigh a lot tons
In some of the cases I'am bigger than the sun
In the darkness of night
I'am above your head
I make people sleep when they count my friends and me in bed
I'am not small but I'am far
I'am the bright little things stuck in tar
Answer: The answer to this riddle is "Star"
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Question: Dan started laughing loudly. "What's the matter?" Asked Dan's father. "The clock is so messed up, its ticking backwards!" Replied Dan. "No it isn't that the clock is messed up, it's ticking normally! You are the one messed up!" Retorded Dan's father. Dan couldn't believe his ears! He ran upstairs to his room to cry. However, he knew his father was right.
Answer: Dan was looking at the mirror, and he saw the clock ticking counterclockwise instead of clockwise. Dan must of been pretty messed up!
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Question: The Police find a man dead in the alley way. A bullet hole is in his head. Beside the man is the gun that killed him (with his fingerprints), a handkerchief, and a tape recorder. The Detective pushes play on the tape recorder and hears that it starts from the beginning, and it says: "I'm sorry that I must end my life. I'm in debt and I don't know how to get out of it. I'm sorry..." then a second later he hears the gun go off. Why did the detective file the case as a murder instead of a suicide?
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Answer: The tape started at the beginning and the gun shot was at the end. how could the man rewind the tape if he was already dead? Plus, the murderer could've used the the handkerchief to hold the gun and then puts the man's hand on the gun when he was dead so only his fingerprints were left behind.
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Question: It lies behind stars and under hills, and empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, ends life and kills laughter.
Answer: Darkness.
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Question: Round I start, yet no shape have I.
Allow me to breathe, and my life will die.
The older I grow, the more sought after I become.
You will feel much better when I am done.
What am I?
Allow me to breathe, and my life will die.
The older I grow, the more sought after I become.
You will feel much better when I am done.
What am I?
Answer: A bottle of wine.
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Question: What has six faces,
But does not wear makeup.
It also has twenty-one eyes,
But cannot see?
But does not wear makeup.
It also has twenty-one eyes,
But cannot see?
Answer: A die (dice).
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Question: Although my name suggests, I am not a dairy product.
I am always drunk but neither wine, beer or spirits have I drunk;
My life begins without wings, but later I turn to flight.
What am I?
I am always drunk but neither wine, beer or spirits have I drunk;
My life begins without wings, but later I turn to flight.
What am I?
Answer: A Butterfly.
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