Question: Marble walls as white as milk,
Lined with skin as soft as silk,
And in a fountain crystal clear,
A golden apple does appear,
No doors or windows to this stronghold,
Yet theives break in and steal the gold.
Question: There was a man who wanted to prove his love to his wife. So, he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean and walked the biggest desert.
What do you think his wife said?
Answer: Nothing. She divorced him for never being at home.
Question: A MIDGET GOES TO WORK EVERY DAY AND LIVES ON THE TOP
FLOOR OF HIS APARTMENT WHICH IS THE 30TH FLOOR WHEN
HE COME FROM WORK HE CATCHES THE ELAVATOR TO THE NINT 15TH FLOOR AND WALKS THE REST OF THE WAY EXEPT FOR
WHEN ITS RAINING THEN HE TAKES THE ELAVATOR ALL THE WAY UP WHY
Answer: CAUSE HE HAS AN UMBRELLA TO REACH UP TO THE 30
You are tied up with ropes that are
unbreakable
The villain that caught you says "I like you, so I am gonna give you a chance to free yourself.
He puts you in front of 2 computers and says,
"One of these computers always lies and one always tells the truth you dont know which one."
You see those 2 doors. One is freedom and the other is instant death.
You can ask one computer one question to figure out which door leads to freedom .
What do you ask?
Answer: You ask either computer what the other computer says is the door to freedom and take the opposite door .
Because if you are asking the lie computer it will have to lie about what the truth computer will say so it is wrong
The truth computer will have to say the truth about what the lying computer will say which is also wrong and all you have to do is take the other door
Question: There are 4 people in a circuler room.1 of them was murdered.The police came and asked that what they were doing.the 1 one answered"Iwas watching t.v.Second one answered"I was having cigarette in a corner. The third one answered"I was sleeping,I have not done the murder."Who did the murder and how do you know it?
Question: Jake leaves home. He makes a left turn, then another left, followed by another left. When he gets back home there are to men waiting for him, both wearing masks. What is Jake's occupation?
Answer: A BASEBALL PLAYER. Jake rounded first, second, and third bases with left turns then got back to home plate where the catcher and umpire were waiting.
Question: A man who cannot talk went into a store to buy a toothbrush. He showed motions of brushing his teeth and bought it home. Another person who was blind wanted to buy sunglasses. How does he show that he wants to buy sunglasses?
Answer: He talks because I never said that he cannot talk!