Question: My timpani play a rhythmic song,
With hammer on anvil I play along.
Down my canal no ship sets course,
And I have a stirrup that fits no horse.
What am I?
Question: A man is found dead in a forset with full scoba gear on,the forest has been burnt down nand the nearest lake is 5 miles away.How did he get there?
Answer: There was a fire in the forest,the man was swimming, while he swimming a helicopter scooped down to pick up some water, it picked the man up with the water and then droped him and the water in the burning forest.
Question: There are twenty six sheep in the paddock 6 die how did they die and why?
Answer: When you say "twenty six" you are supposed to say "twenty sick" fast to sound like 26, (but i cant type that, it would give it away). so the answer is:
Question: Peter Rabbit was starving! He came to a farmer's lettuce garden but it was surrounded by a picket fence. Peter knew he must eat soon or he would die. He could barely fit through the fence in his present condition and he knew that if he entered and ate the lettuce he would be unable to fit back through the fence. If the farmer happened to come by he could not escape. The lettuce was too large too fit through the fence. How could Peter eat the lettuce and still manage to escape if the need arose?
Answer: Peter crawled through the fence and brought the lettuce back to the edge of the fence. He squeezed back through the fence to the outside and proceeded to feast.