Question: If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Answer: You would be in 2nd, not 1st.
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Question: why do owls sleep when day and wakes at night?
Answer: because thier feathers are mostly dark,
and they like to be alone, so they come out at dark nights!!!
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Question: What can kill all humans, but save us too, too much of it is bad, but not enough is horrid?
Answer: The sun!
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Question: How do you get cool music?
Answer: By putting your cd's in the fridge!
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Question: What fish is in the sky at night?
Answer: The Starfish
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Question: There are 3 slices of pie. joe joe and joe each take one slice, but there is one slice of pie left. Why?
Answer: Because there are 2 people (DUH), read the fine print! (notice there is no comma)
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Question: Through the Green Glass Doors lies only certain things. What is allowed beyond the green glass doors?

Hint: There are doors but no knobs.
There are roofs but no ceilings.
There is butter but no margarine.
There is killing but no murder.
There is wood but no fire.


So, What is behind the green glass doors?
Answer: Words with two identical letters next to each other.
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Question: What letter of the alphabet is like an island?
Answer: 'T' (They're both in the middle of waTer'
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Question: A MAN STEELS THREE GOLDEN BALLS FROM A BUDDISTS TEMPLE. HIS ONLY MEANS OF ESCAPE IS TO CROSS THE OLD BRIDGE SPANNING THE RIVER. HE CAN NOT SWIM,THERE ARE NO BOATS AND HE CAN NOT THROW THE BALLS TO THE OTHER BANK. THE BRIDGE WILL ONLY CARRY HIS WEIGHT AND THAT OF TWO GOLDEN BALLS. HOW DOES THE MAN CROSS THE BRIDGE WITH ALL HIS TREASURE.
Answer: JUGGLING-wHILE JUGGLING A MAXIMUM OF ONLY TWO BALLS WEIGHT WILL BE ADDED TO THE BRIDGE, THE OTHER WILL BE IN THE AIR.
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Question: what is 1 plus one equal to
Answer: 3. a mom and a dad add together will have a kid so it is a mom a dad and a kid. it is 3
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