Question: Most kindergarteners found this out easily.
:It has seven letters, it preceded god, its greater than god, more evil than the devil, if you eat it, you will die!
:It has seven letters, it preceded god, its greater than god, more evil than the devil, if you eat it, you will die!
Answer: Didja get it yet?..
..Give up?
Ok the answer is: NOTHING.
NOTHING has seven letters. NOTHING preceded god. NOTHING is greater than god. NOTHING is more evil that the devil. If you eat NOTHING you will die!
..Give up?
Ok the answer is: NOTHING.
NOTHING has seven letters. NOTHING preceded god. NOTHING is greater than god. NOTHING is more evil that the devil. If you eat NOTHING you will die!
Question: What do you put into a barrel to make it lighter?
Answer: A hole.
Question: What is broken every time it's spoken?
Answer: Silence
Question: I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?
Answer: Tomorrow.
Question: What is more the 2 but less then 3??
Answer: two and a half
Question: yy u r yy u b ur yy 4 me
Answer: to wise you are. to wise you be . you are to wise for me
Question: I have freedom from hate,
but not from lies.
I'm usually seen through clouded eyes.
I come unexpected,
though you wait for me all your life.
I can't be brought yet some people try.
What am i?
but not from lies.
I'm usually seen through clouded eyes.
I come unexpected,
though you wait for me all your life.
I can't be brought yet some people try.
What am i?
Answer: I am true love.
Question: What is often returned but never borrowed?
Answer: Thanks.
Question: I'm red and I can be green or yellow, what am I?
Answer: An apple.
Question: Where does Thanksgiving come after Christmas?
Answer: in the dictionary
