Question: its an animal that doesn't have grace and poise
and only wanted is to make loud noise what is it?

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Question: I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What is this object?

Question: How do you put a giraffe in the refridgerator?

How do you put an elephant in the refridgerator?

All the animals in the jungle are attending a funeral. Who is not there?

Two scientists are trying to get across a crocodile infested river. There are no rocks or anything to get over, under, or around it. How do they get across?

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Question: My second is performed by my first, and, it is thought, a thief by the marks of my whole might be caught. What am I?

Question: Jimmy had 10 goldfish altogether.One was a carnivore fish. he fed them with food. Jimmy put 100 pelts of food in the tank so that every fish would eat 10 pelts.One day, he put 100 pelts in, 1 fish had eaten 20 pelts of food, but all the fish still all got they're daily meal, and Jimmy still put 100 pelts in the tank.
How could this be?

Question: I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?

Question: I'm as small as an ant,
as big as a whale.
I'll approach like a breeze,
but can come like a gale.
By some I get hit,
but all have shown fear.
I'll dance to the music,
though I can't hear.
Of names I have many,
Of names I have one.
I'm as slow as a snail,
but from me you can't run.
What am I?