Question: A guy is laying on a bed dead. Next to the bed is a glass of ice cold bloody water. The window is open, and it's a cold chilly day.

Question: Which does not belong in this group: Apple, Grape, Banana, Cherry, Pear.

Question: A man falls overboard and gets washed ashore on an island with nothing but sand. The island is 50 miles from the nearest land. He can't swim, the water's 100 feet deep, and the island has nothing to make a floatation device with. With no help from people, animals, fish, or machines he finds a way off the island.
How does he do it?

Question: a guy works at the poison factory he goes home from work and his wife tells him to go wash his hands before eating so he doesnt die so he goes washes his hand and the next day hes found dead. how is tat possible

Question: What will you call a person who keeps on speaking when people are no longer interested

Question: a man is going to pittsburg and meets a man with 7 wives, each wife has 7 sacks, each sack has 7 cats. how mant people are going to pittsburg?

Question: You find 5 bananas but you take away 3 how many will u have?

Question: Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to
tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go????

Question: There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

Question: There is a dead man in the middle of a field, nothing is around him and there are no footprints of any sort. There is an unopened package next to him. How did he die?

HINT: As he approached the field he knew he was going to die.