Question: If old stories say true,
I could once talk like you;
But for fear of becoming a slave,
I was instantly mute,
And grew cunning to boot,
Determined my freedom to save.
Now the fop and the fool,
And the rude boy at school,
All endeavour to practise my art,
But their efforts are vain;
They pretenders remain,
And must--till the world they depart.
I could once talk like you;
But for fear of becoming a slave,
I was instantly mute,
And grew cunning to boot,
Determined my freedom to save.
Now the fop and the fool,
And the rude boy at school,
All endeavour to practise my art,
But their efforts are vain;
They pretenders remain,
And must--till the world they depart.
Answer: A Monkey
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Question: there is a man in a locked room. ther are no vents no windows no nothing exept a bed, piano, and a calander. how will he eat, drink, and get out of the room??? it is possible
Answer: the calander has dates. dates are fruit. so he can eat the dates. the bed has springs. SPRING mattress. a spring is a river. therefore he can drink the SPRING mattress. the piano has KEYS. hello piano KEYS??? therefore he gets out with the key
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Question: Two women and two doctors walk into an ice cream parlor. They each order an ice cream cone. When their ice creams come, there is only 1 strawberry,1 chocolate and 1 vanilla.
How come they didn't complain?
How come they didn't complain?
Answer: One of the women was a doctor!
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Question: I'm hiding in the air,
I'm hiding everywhere.
Under your bed,
In your cupboard,
I'm hiding everywhere.
What am I?
I'm hiding everywhere.
Under your bed,
In your cupboard,
I'm hiding everywhere.
What am I?
Answer: Oxygen.
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Question: What is both possible and impossible at the same time?
Answer: Impossibility.
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Question: on a vacation you come upon an interesting tour.a chance to visit one of two villages.the village of truth or the village of lies.on the way the to the village of truth you come upon two men(obviously not from the same village)talking in the middle of a fork in the road.what is the one question you can ask to get to the village of truth?
Answer: which way to your village?because if you ask the truth villager he will tell you the right way to his village.the lying villager will lie and point towards the village of truth.
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Question: What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?
Answer: Lounger.
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Question: Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
Answer: Baseball!
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Question: There is a room. In this room,, there are two doors. One door leads to destruction, one to paradise. You have no way of knowing which is which. Also in this room are two robots. One robot always tells the truth, one always lies. There is no way to tell the robots apart. You are given a chance to ask either robot one question. What question can you ask either one that will tell you how to get to paradise?
Answer: You would ask either robot, "What door would the other robot tell me is paradise?"
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Question: marble walls as white as milk,
lined with skin as soft as silk,
in a fountain crystal clear,
a golden apple will appear,
there is no key to this stronghold,
yet theives break in and steal the gold
lined with skin as soft as silk,
in a fountain crystal clear,
a golden apple will appear,
there is no key to this stronghold,
yet theives break in and steal the gold
Answer: an egg
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