Riddle:
What's the first thing a dolphin learns at school?
Answer: Her A-B-Seas.
Riddle:
Why do dolphins swim in salt water?
Answer: Pepper makes them sneeze.
Riddle:
How do you divide the sea in half?
Answer: With a sea saw.
Riddle:
When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
Answer: When you can't pay cash.
Riddle:
How do veterinarians swim laps?
Answer: They dog paddle.
Riddle:
How do chiropractors swim laps?
Answer: They do the back stroke.
Riddle:
How do caterpillars swim laps?
Answer: They do the butterfly.
Riddle:
What did the little lobster get on its math test?
Answer: Sea-plus.
Riddle:
Where do jellyfish sleep?
Answer: In tent-acles.
Riddle:
What's a lifeguard's favorite game?
Answer: Pool.
