Riddle:
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Answer: Florence Nightingown.
Riddle:
Why did the golfer change his socks?
Answer: He had a hole-in-one.
Riddle:
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Answer: Because it must be ground before it is used.
Riddle:
What is a bare-faced liar?
Answer: One without whiskers.
Riddle:
What does the artist like to draw best?
Answer: His salary.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
Answer: One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
Riddle:
Why is the sun like a good loaf of bread?
Answer: Because it's light when it rises.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
Answer: One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
Riddle:
When is a door not a door?
Answer: When it is a-jar.
Riddle:
If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?
Answer: Your mother.
