Riddle: What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Answer: Paper towels.
Riddle: What happened to Einstein when he took a shower?
Answer: He was brain-washed.
Riddle: If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
Answer: Hiss and Hers.
Riddle: How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
Answer: With a monkey wrench.
Riddle: What would you do if you broke a tooth while flossing?
Answer: Use tooth paste to glue it back together.
Riddle: Why was the plumber so tired?
Answer: He was drained.
Riddle: What has 88 teeth but never brushes them?
Answer: A Piano.
Riddle: Why can't a cook swallow his apron?
Answer: Because it goes against his stomach.
Riddle: Why did Silly Billy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Answer: He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Riddle: How does a robot shave?
Answer: With a laser blade.