Riddle:
What does a slice of toast wear to bed?
Answer: Jam-mies.
Riddle:
Why did the radish turn red?
Answer: It saw the salad dressing.
Riddle:
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
Answer: He was wearing his robe.
Riddle:
Why did Silly Billy wear a helmet to bed?
Answer: So he could crash.
Riddle:
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Answer: Florence Nightingown.
Riddle:
Why did the golfer change his socks?
Answer: He had a hole-in-one.
Riddle:
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Answer: Because it must be ground before it is used.
Riddle:
What is a bare-faced liar?
Answer: One without whiskers.
Riddle:
What does the artist like to draw best?
Answer: His salary.
