Riddle:
How do chiropractors swim laps?
Answer: They do the back stroke.
Riddle:
How do caterpillars swim laps?
Answer: They do the butterfly.
Riddle:
What did the little lobster get on its math test?
Answer: Sea-plus.
Riddle:
Where do jellyfish sleep?
Answer: In tent-acles.
Riddle:
What's a lifeguard's favorite game?
Answer: Pool.
Riddle:
What does a slice of toast wear to bed?
Answer: Jam-mies.
Riddle:
Why did the radish turn red?
Answer: It saw the salad dressing.
Riddle:
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
Answer: He was wearing his robe.
Riddle:
Why did Silly Billy wear a helmet to bed?
Answer: So he could crash.
