Riddle:
How can you say rabbit without using the letter R?
Answer: Bunny.
Riddle:
A girl came running home crying because her boyfriend broke up with her. When she got home, she broke her phone and all of the pictures that had her boyfriend in it. What broke first?
Answer: Her heart because of her boyfriend.
Riddle:
What falls often but never gets hurt?
Answer: Snow.
Riddle:
What color is the wind?
Answer: Blew.
Riddle:
What instrument does a skeleton play?
Answer: Trombone.
Riddle:
What has a heart but no other organs?
Answer: A deck of cards!
Riddle:
What happened to Einstein when he took a shower?
Answer: He was brain-washed.
Riddle:
Are you smart? "Yes". How do you spell it? "_____"
Answer: "I-t".
Riddle:
What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
Answer: A strawberry! A strawberry is the only fruit that wears its seeds on the outside.
Riddle:
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Answer: The outside.
Riddle:
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
Answer: You don't want to press your luck!
Riddle:
How many hairs are in a bunny rabbit's tail?
Answer: None. They are all outside.
Riddle:
To you, rude would I never be, Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
Answer: A dog!
Riddle:
When it's alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?
Answer: A birthday candle.
Riddle:
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Answer: Because he does not feel well.
Riddle:
Joe is turning 17 this year, yet he turned 16 yesterday. How is this possible?
Answer: Joe's birthday is on December 31, the last day of the year. The current day was January 1st of the next year.
Riddle:
I hit the tall miss the small. In a flash I am gone. What am I?
Answer: Lightning.
Riddle:
Why do dragons sleep all day?
Answer: So they can hunt knights! Play on the words "night" and "knight".
Riddle:
It doesn't bark, it doesn't bite but it still won't let you in the house. What is it?
Answer: A lock.
Riddle:
I saw a man in white, he looked quite a sight. He was not old, but he stood in the cold. And when he felt the sun, he started to run. Please answer me.
Who could he be?
Answer: A Snowman.
