Riddle:
Where do sheep get a hair cut?
Answer: The baa-baa shop!
Riddle:
In Ancient Egypt, what music did the mummies like most?
Answer: Wrap Music.
Riddle:
Where is the AD before BC, tomorrow before yesterday, and the eight is first?
Answer: In a dictionary.
Riddle:
How do cows count?
Answer: They use a 'cow'nter.
Riddle:
20 people jump into an empty pool filled with water and nothing else. After, they jumped in 24 heads came back up. How is this possible?
Answer: There was 20 foreheads.
Riddle:
Where did the cat go after loosing its tail?
Answer: To the re-tail store.
Riddle:
How do trees surf the internet?
Answer: They Log in!
Riddle:
I am a riddle that the answer is gone. Get it right, you have until dawn. What is it?
Answer: Gone.
Riddle:
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer: Because they dropped out of school!
Riddle:
10 fish are in a tank. 10 drown. How many died?
Answer: None, cause fish can't drown.
Riddle:
What is a good car for a cell phone?
Answer: A Charger.
Riddle:
How does a penguin build houses?
Answer: Igloos it together.
Riddle:
What is made of wood but no saw on earth is sharp enough to cut?
Answer: Sawdust.
Riddle:
Why to you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
Answer: They might pikachu (Peek at u)
Riddle:
Why are fish so clever?
Answer: They live in schools.
Riddle:
A man takes a basketball and throws it as hard as he can. There is nothing in front, behind, or on either side of him, and yet, the ball comes back and hits him square in the face. How can this be?
Answer: He threw the ball straight up in the air.
Riddle:
What did the panda ghost say?
Answer: Bambooooooo
Riddle:
What is a surgeons' favorite game?
Answer: Operation.
Riddle:
What exists when one person has it but ceases to exist when another person gets it?
Answer: A Secret.
Riddle:
Dark with white markings, And smooth like a rock. Where learning occurs, I help convey thought. What am I?
Answer: Blackboard/chalkboard.
