Riddle:
20 people jump into an empty pool filled with water and nothing else. After, they jumped in 24 heads came back up. How is this possible?
Answer: There was 20 foreheads.
Riddle:
What exists when one person has it but ceases to exist when another person gets it?
Answer: A Secret.
Riddle:
Dark with white markings, And smooth like a rock. Where learning occurs, I help convey thought. What am I?
Answer: Blackboard/chalkboard.
Riddle:
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Answer: Because Noah sat on the deck.
Riddle:
Do vampires play tennis on their free time?
Answer: No they prefer bat-minton.
Riddle:
10 fish are in a tank. 10 drown. How many died?
Answer: None, cause fish can't drown.
Riddle:
What wears a cap, but has no head?
Answer: A bottle has a neck but no head and wears a cap.
Riddle:
When is the time of a clock like the whistle of a train?
Answer: When it's two to two.
Riddle:
What is it that smells most in a perfume shop?
Answer: The nose.
Riddle:
What instrument can be heard but not seen?
Answer: Your voice.
Riddle:
A mountaineer enters town by llama on Friday, staying there for 3 days before leaving. He leaves on Wednesday. How could this be?
Answer: His llama is called Wednesday.
Riddle:
Why was the baseball player's food always dirty?
Answer: He always stepped on the plate.
Riddle:
What do you call two banana peals?
Answer: Slippers!
Riddle:
What is a cheerleader's favorite cereal?
Answer: Cheer-ios!
Riddle:
When is the moon heaviest?
Answer: When it is full.
Riddle:
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Answer: A blood-hound.
Riddle:
If it takes 3 people to dig 1 hole how many people does it takes for 1/2 an hole?
Answer: You can't dig 1/2 an hole because once you begin to dig it is an hole.
Riddle:
What causes no pain or sorrow, but makes anybody weep?
Answer: An onion.
Riddle:
What flower would remind you of a certain animal that took a great deal of care about its appearance?
Answer: A dandelion (dandy lion).
Riddle:
There was a farmer making his way to the market with a fox, a chicken, and some grain. He came to a clearing with a stream. He saw a boat nearby, but he could only take one of his items with him. He knew if he took the grain, and left the fox and chicken, the fox would eat the chicken., and if he took the fox, the chicken would eat the grain. How do you get all of them across?
Answer: You take the chicken across, and then go back for the fox. While you are dropping off the fox, take the chicken back, and then get the grain, and take it across. Then go back and get the chicken. Share this with your friends!
