Riddle:
What familiar word starts with IS, ends with AND, and has LA in the middle?
Answer: ISLAND.
Riddle:
What's the quickest way to make oil boil?
Answer: Add the letter B.
Riddle:
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
Answer: A clock!
Riddle:
What did baby corn say to mother corn?
Answer: Where is pop-corn?
Riddle:
Why was the geologist's wife unhappy?
Answer: She felt like he took her for granite.
Riddle:
Remove my forth letter and the first three letters will spell a school subject. My last five letters spell something that happens when swallowing a carrot whole. My whole spells a vegetable. What am I?
Answer: An artichoke.
Riddle:
Why are the nose and feet confusing body parts?
Answer: Because the Nose runs and the feet smell!
Riddle:
Where do rivers sleep?
Answer: In river beds.
Riddle:
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer: Because they dropped out of school!
Riddle:
How do you divide the sea in half?
Answer: With a sea saw.
Riddle:
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer: I'll meet you at the corner.
Riddle:
How do you spot a modern spider?
Answer: She has a Web Site.
Riddle:
Why did Sally throw butter out of the top window of a 20-story building?
Answer: Sally wanted to see a butter fly!
Riddle:
What clothing does a house wear?
Answer: A dress. Address, get it?
Riddle:
What do you throw out to use and take in when you're done?
Answer: An anchor.
Riddle:
What do grape students do when they have a question?
Answer: Rais-in their hand!
Riddle:
What always goes to bed with shoes on?
Answer: A Horse.
Riddle:
If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?
Answer: The same three cats would do. Since these three cats are averaging one mouse per minute, given 100 minutes, the cats could catch 100 mice.
Riddle:
What do race car drivers eat for breakfast?
Answer: Fast food.
