Riddle:
What is an executioners favorite hobby?
Answer: Hang gliding.
Riddle:
How are people like animals?
Answer: We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.
Riddle:
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
Answer: A submarine sandwich!
Riddle:
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Answer: Introduce it to Jesse James.
Riddle:
Why did the shower bar turn red?
Answer: It's towel fell off.
Riddle:
Why can't a cook swallow his apron?
Answer: Because it goes against his stomach.
Riddle:
What was the pilgrim favorite type of music?
Answer: Plymouth Rock.
Riddle:
Why don't chickens play baseball?
Answer: Because they hit fowl balls.
Riddle:
What do fathers sing in the shower?
Answer: Pop.
Riddle:
Where do Turkeys go to dance?
Answer: The Butter Ball.
Riddle:
When does one become soured?
Answer: When he is in a pickle.
Riddle:
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Answer: Paper towels.
Riddle:
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Answer: Florence Nightingown.
Riddle:
What animal probably likes doors?
Answer: A doormouse.
Riddle:
Why did the jelly roll?
Answer: It saw the apple turn over.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
Answer: One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
Riddle:
What kind of money do vampires use?
Answer: Blood money!
Riddle:
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Answer: Because it must be ground before it is used.
Riddle:
When are eyes not eyes?
Answer: When the wind makes them water.
Riddle:
What's a physicist's favorite snack?
Answer: A "GRAM"-cracker.
