Riddle:
What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
Answer: BeeBop.
Riddle:
What does the artist like to draw best?
Answer: His salary.
Riddle:
Why are mortgages like burglars?
Answer: They secure (seek your) money.
Riddle:
What do you call it when two mice almost collide?
Answer: A narrow squeak.
Riddle:
Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?
Answer: Messy James.
Riddle:
Why did the clock get sick?
Answer: It was run down.
Riddle:
What is the best way to get from earth to mars?
Answer: PLANET!
Riddle:
Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?
Answer: It has a spring in it
Riddle:
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Answer: Wipe their sheets.
Riddle:
What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
Answer: A yellow-bellied sap sucker.
Riddle:
Which of the witch's friends eats the fastest?
Answer: The goblin.
Riddle:
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Answer: Because he stole the show!
Riddle:
How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Answer: Tickle its navel.
Riddle:
What would happen if a girl swallowed her spoon?
Answer: She couldn't stir.
Riddle:
What does a turkey do when it flys upside down?
Answer: It gobbles up.
Riddle:
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Answer: Drop him a line.
Riddle:
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Answer: Disc-o.
Riddle:
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Answer: Beacause it was a moth ball.
Riddle:
What do Japanese people wear to bed?
Answer: Tea-shirts.
Riddle:
Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?
Answer: He can't find it
