Riddle:
You're a bus driver. At your first stop, you pick up five people. At the second stop, you pick up two people. At the third stop, you drop off three people. At the fourth stop, you pick up three more people. At the fifth stop you drop off 8 people. How old is the bus driver?
Answer: You are the bus driver so he is your age.
Riddle:
Which word is the odd one out: First Second Third Forth Fifth Sixth Seventh Eighth?
Answer: Forth. It is incorrectly spelled.
Riddle:
What can a child make but not see?
Answer: Noise.
Riddle:
There is a pink single-story house and everything in it is pink. The doors are pink, the windows are pink and the TV is pink. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There are no stairs in a single story house.
Riddle:
Why is it always hot at the end of a football game?
Answer: Because all of the FANS have gone home.
Riddle:
A guy gets to choose how to die. He has 3 choices, one to get put in the electric chair, two to get hung, and three to get thrown into a lion pit of lions that had not eaten in one thousand years.
Which did he choose?
Answer: The lion pit because they had not eaten in one thousand years so they were already dead.
Riddle:
What lets you walk through walls?
Answer: Doors!
Riddle:
You are alone in a room. But there is also a thief in the room. How?
Answer: You are the thief. Sorry to break it to you!
Riddle:
A person dressed in black from head to toe is walking along a street. All of the street lamps are turned off. A black car is speeding behind the person, and its headlights are turned off. But somehow, the driver is able to stop the car without hitting the person. How?
Answer: It was daytime; I didn't say it was nighttime after all!
Riddle:
What sea is in space?
Answer: The galax-sea.
Riddle:
You have 10 fish. 5 of your fish drowned. 3 came back to life. How many fish do you have left?
Answer: Fish can't drown. (LOL I know, still easy)
Riddle:
In Jamaica, if you drop a steel ball weighing five pounds from a height of 45 inches, will it fall more rapidly through the water at 20 degrees Fahrenheit or water at 40 degrees Fahrenheit? Or will it make no difference?
Answer: 40 degrees Fahrenheit. At 20 degrees Fahrenheit the water would be ice.
Riddle:
What changes a pear into a pearl?
Answer: The letter L.
Riddle:
What is hard to find but easy to lose, worth more than gold but costs less than a penny?
Answer: A Friend.
Riddle:
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Answer: Tell it a scary story!
Riddle:
There was a farmer who had a problem with his chicken coop, and he wanted to go check it out. When he got there he noticed that there was a rooster on top of the barn. Now the barn was shaped with a triangle-type top. But suddenly the rooster laid an egg. Which side did it roll on?
Answer: It didn't because roosters don't lay eggs.
Riddle:
What has all the letters of the alphabet but not in the correct order?
Answer: A keyboard!
Riddle:
I went to Australia but I am still at my home. How did I go?
Answer: In my dreams.
Riddle:
I have a foot, yet no legs. I have a house yet no furniture. I choose to be on the move, but moving isn't so easy. What am I?
Answer: I am a snail.
Riddle:
In the grocery store, Sal met his only daughter's only husband's mother-in-law's only mother-in-law. Who was she?
Answer: Sal's mother. (His son-in-law's mother-in-law was his wife; her mother-in-law was Sal's mother.)
