Riddle:
Imagine you are in a dark room. How do you get out?
Answer: Stop imagining.
Riddle:
Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up on the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?
Answer: His plan is to dig the tunnel and pile up the dirt to climb up to the window to escape.
Riddle:
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
Answer: They use snail polish.
Riddle:
How do you spell the letter W in 2 letters?
Answer: UU.
Riddle:
How do you make the number one disappear?
Answer: Add the letter G and it’s “GONE”.
Riddle:
There are 10 bombs on the ground, 1 bomb explodes. How many bombs are there left?
Answer: None. Because when that 1 bomb exploded, it caused the rest of the Bombs to explode too.
Riddle:
What has one hundred heads, and no legs?
Answer: A dollar in pennies.
Riddle:
What do cows give after an earthquake?
Answer: Milk shakes.
Riddle:
If Friday the horse goes into the park at 7:00 and on Sunday the horse goes into the park at 8:00 what is the horse's name?
Answer: Friday.
Riddle:
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly.
Riddle:
When does lunch come after dinner?
Answer: In the dictionary!
Riddle:
A plane crashes in the exact border of the United States and Canada. Where will the survivors be buried?
Answer: They're survivors. They wouldn't be buried because they didn't die.
Riddle:
There is a man in a 4-story building. He jumps out of the window and is unharmed. He used no padding and had no harm done. How?
Answer: He jumped out of the ground floor.
Riddle:
In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?
Answer: It happens every year.
Riddle:
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left alive?
Answer: 9. All but nine die.
Riddle:
What can you throw but not catch?
Answer: A cold.
Riddle:
Imagine you are on a sinking raft in the middle of the Pacific with great white sharks surrounding you. How do you stop this predicament?
Answer: Stop imagining!
Riddle:
I fly without feathers;
Sleep when you're awake;
I'm not a mosquito and neither a needle,
But blood I'm known to take.
What am I?
Answer: I am a vampire bat.
Riddle:
When is it right for you to lie?
Answer: When you are in bed.
Riddle:
I have a mouth, I do not talk, I always run, I never walk. What am I?
Answer: A river.
