Riddle:
Ally and Gwen were told to do house chores on a rainy day. Ally chose to hang the laundry outside to dry, while Gwen vacuum-cleaned the bedrooms. Who is more stupid?
Answer: Ally is more stupid because it was raining all day, and there wouldn't be any need to hang laundry outside.
Riddle:
There is an apple 26 feet away from the horse. The chain is 24 feet long. How will the horse get to the apple?
Answer: Easy, just walk there. The chain isn't tied to anything.
Riddle:
What has a foot but no leg?
Answer: A ruler!
Riddle:
How much dirt is there in a hole that measures 4 feet long and 3 feet wide and is 5 feet deep?
Answer: There is no dirt in the hole.
Riddle:
Nick timed himself and found out that if he wore a bright white outfit he ran 20 miles in 80 minutes, but when he wore a dark outfit, he ran 20 miles in one hour and twenty minutes. What does this mean for his next race?
Answer: Nothing, as 80 minutes equals an hour and twenty minutes.
Riddle:
My first is twice in apple but not once in tart. My second is in liver but not in heart. My third is in giant and also in ghost. Whole I'm best when I am roast. What am I?
Answer: The word Pig.
Riddle:
Oliver and Brittany are siblings. They were born in the winter and summer. If Brittany was not born in the winter, then who was born in the summer?
Answer: If Brittany was not born in the winter, then she was born in the summer. Therefore, it's Brittany.
Riddle:
Harold is Andrew's father. Who was born later?
Answer: Andrew, because he is Harold's son.
Riddle:
What's the only thing you know for sure is going to happen?
Answer: Dying.
Riddle:
What can you catch but not throw?
Answer: A cold!
Riddle:
What has two hands two arms but no feet?
Answer: A clock.
Riddle:
Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?
Answer: Both need beating.
Riddle:
I'm invisible to the eye. I can never die but without me, you will die. People keep me in jars and boxes but when will they realize that I'm as close as thin air. I'm never easy to be found but sometimes caught lurking around. What am I?
Answer: Your soul.
Riddle:
A red house is made of red bricks. A yellow house is made of yellow bricks. A purple house is made of purple bricks. A brown house is made of brown bricks. A black house is made of black bricks. What is the greenhouse made of?
Answer: A greenhouse is made of glass.
Riddle:
There are 10 people standing near a large swimming pool. Three of them think about jumping into the pool. How many people are standing by the pool now?
Answer: 10. Those three people simply "thought about jumping into the pool"; they didn't actually jump in.
Riddle:
How can you get very high without taking any drugs?
Answer: Just get to the top of a very tall building.
Riddle:
There are eight lemons in a bowl. You take three of them. How many lemons do you have now?
Answer: You have three lemons–the ones you took.
Riddle:
Andrew, Anna, and Alfred like apple juice. Olivia, Owen, and Oliver like orange juice. Can you explain their preferences?
Answer: People whose names begin with A like apple juice, while people whose names begin with O like orange juice.
Riddle:
One day, down at the South Pole, five penguins and twice as many polar bears got onto a train. The train was headed to another station that was 15 minutes away from where it was initially. What is wrong with this story?
Answer: Polar bears live at the North Pole, while penguins live at the South Pole. They can't coexist at the same Pole.
Riddle:
The giraffe is taller than the lion but shorter than the palm tree. Which animal is the tallest?
Answer: The giraffe is the tallest animal. A palm tree is not an animal, duh!
