Question: The king of the jungle is holding a meeting and all the animals have to come. When you were going to the meeting you come across a crocidile river. How do you get to the other side of the river?
Answer: You swim to the other side.All the animals are at the meeting.
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Question: What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their politics or religion, agree is between heaven and earth?
Answer: The word 'And'.
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Question: babies are born on the same day by the same mother at the same time but yet they are noy twins how is this possible
Answer: they are triplets
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Question: You are standing by a river with a 5-gallon jug and a 3-gallon jug, but you need exactly 4 gallons of water. Using only the 2 jugs you have, how can you measure out 4 gallons?
Answer: 1: Fill up the 5-gallon jug to the top.
2: Using the 5-gallon jug, fill up the 3-gallon jug.
3: Empty the 3-gallon jug and pour the 2 gallons left over from the 5-gallon jug into it.
4: Fill the 5-gallon jug again.
5: Fill the 3-gallon jug again to the top.
6: You now have exactly 4 gallons left over in your 5-gallon jug!
2: Using the 5-gallon jug, fill up the 3-gallon jug.
3: Empty the 3-gallon jug and pour the 2 gallons left over from the 5-gallon jug into it.
4: Fill the 5-gallon jug again.
5: Fill the 3-gallon jug again to the top.
6: You now have exactly 4 gallons left over in your 5-gallon jug!
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Question: How many Birthdates does the average man have?
Answer: 1, a man is only born once!
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Question: There was a lady called Mrs Pink. She loved the colour pink. One day she bought a Bungolow. Inside and outside the bungolow she made everything pink. The walls pink, the floors pink, the chairs pink, the tables pink and even her T.V was pink but... what colour were the stairs ???
Answer: OMG bungolows dont have stairs!!!
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Question: When you are in your room and are leaning against something that can be hard but mostly soft.You go to sleep and you are lying down on this.When you get up you are still lying on this. What am I??
Answer: BED
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Question: Mr. Jones and his son, David, were driving down the busy freeway. They crashed with another car. Mr Jones died and David was rushed to the hospital. David needed an opperation. The surgen came in and truthfully stated, "I cannot opperatate on this boy, for he is my son." How could this be?
Answer: The surgen was David's mother.
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Question: An explorer in Antarctica is examining some of his ice samples and during this time, he finds two frozen people. As examines them more closely he realizes that these people are Adam and Eve. how does he know this?
Answer: They have no belly button.
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Question: There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it?
Answer: Boxing.
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