Riddle:
When does yesterday come after today?
Answer: When it is in the dictionary.
Riddle:
What has four faces, but is not a square or rectangle?
Answer: Mt. Rushmore.
Riddle:
I have three colors, each with a different meaning. When I'm old they become dull, but when I'm new they are gleaming. I help keep people safe, but sometimes they hate me. You won't see me in a forest, but you will in a big city. Some of me have short lengths, and some of me have long. And in the time that the longest of me take, you could sing a very long song. When my colors change, people get happy or sad, and when you guess what I am, you will be very glad. What am I?
Answer: A Stoplight.
Riddle:
What do you call a bus full of white kids?
Answer: A twinkie.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a booger and broccoli?
Answer: Kids won't eat broccoli.
Riddle:
I stand when I am sitting and I jump when I am walking. What am I?
Answer: A kangaroo.
Riddle:
What do you call a man with no shins?
Answer: Tony.
Riddle:
Can one bird change a light bulb?
Answer: No, but toucan!
Riddle:
What kind of can never needs a can-opener?
Answer: A toucan!
Riddle:
I won't blink unless you do, I won't talk unless you do, I won't move unless you do, I won't smile unless you do. Now tell me, dear imitater, what am I to you?
Answer: Your reflection.
