Riddle: I have three colors, each with a different meaning. When I'm old they become dull, but when I'm new they are gleaming. I help keep people safe, but sometimes they hate me. You won't see me in a forest, but you will in a big city. Some of me have short lengths, and some of me have long. And in the time that the longest of me take, you could sing a very long song. When my colors change, people get happy or sad, and when you guess what I am, you will be very glad. What am I?
Answer: A Stoplight.
Riddle: What do you call a bus full of white kids?
Answer: A twinkie.
Riddle: What is the difference between a booger and broccoli?
Answer: Kids won't eat broccoli.
Riddle: I stand when I am sitting and I jump when I am walking. What am I?
Answer: A kangaroo.
Riddle: What do you call a man with no shins?
Answer: Tony.
Riddle: Can one bird change a light bulb?
Answer: No, but toucan!
Riddle: What kind of can never needs a can-opener?
Answer: A toucan!
Riddle: I won't blink unless you do, I won't talk unless you do, I won't move unless you do, I won't smile unless you do. Now tell me, dear imitater, what am I to you?
Answer: Your reflection.
Riddle: I never stop. Over me Metal will rust. I rot bodies. Without me we wouldn't move. What am I?
Answer: Time because over time metal will rust. And in some time bodies will rot and if we had no time we wouldn’t be able to move.
Riddle: Kings and queens may cling to power, and the jester has his call. But as you may discover, the common one outranks them all. What is it?
Answer: An ace (card)