Riddle:
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
Answer: A comb.
Riddle:
What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
Answer: A little above two feet.
Riddle:
What table has not a leg to stand on?
Answer: The multiplication table or periodic table of elements.
Riddle:
When is it right for you to lie?
Answer: When you are in bed.
Riddle:
Why is the letter G like the sun?
Answer: Because it is the center of light.
Riddle:
When does one become soured?
Answer: When he is in a pickle.
Riddle:
How far is it from March to June?
Answer: One spring.
Riddle:
How does the Best Man put his kids to bed?
Answer: He tux them in.
Riddle:
What did Tony the Tiger wear to bed?
Answer: Paw-jamas
Riddle:
What can you catch but not throw?
Answer: A cold.
