Riddle:
What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
Answer: One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
Riddle:
Why is the sun like a good loaf of bread?
Answer: Because it's light when it rises.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
Answer: One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
Riddle:
When is a door not a door?
Answer: When it is a-jar.
Riddle:
If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?
Answer: Your mother.
Riddle:
Why do chimneys smoke?
Answer: Because they can't chew.
Riddle:
Why is an old man like a window?
Answer: Because he is full of pains (panes).
Riddle:
What asks no questions but requires many answers?
Answer: A doorbell.
Riddle:
When do elephants have eight feet?
Answer: When there are two of them.
Riddle:
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Answer: Because Noah sat on the deck.
