Riddle: Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?
Answer: To prevent son-burn.
Riddle: How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Answer: Tickle its navel.
Riddle: With what two animals do you always go to bed?
Answer: Two calves.
Riddle: What usually becomes a woman?
Answer: A little girl.
Riddle: How many hairs are in a bunny rabbit's tail?
Answer: None. They are all outside.
Riddle: When is a bump like a hat?
Answer: When it is felt.
Riddle: What American has had the largest family?
Answer: George Washington, Because he was the father of his country.
Riddle: What kind of bug hates Christmas?
Answer: A Humbug!
Riddle: When the clock strikes 13, what time is it?
Answer: Time to get it fixed.
Riddle: When will water stop running downhill?
Answer: When it reaches the bottom.