Riddle: What is the smallest bridge in the world?
Answer: The bridge of your nose.
Riddle: Why do we look over a stone wall?
Answer: Because we cannot see through it.
Riddle: What is good for your bald head?
Answer: Some hair.
Riddle: What is the worst weather for rats and mice?
Answer: When it rains cats and dogs.
Riddle: What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?
Answer: Carpet.
Riddle: Why did the jelly roll?
Answer: It saw the apple turn over.
Riddle: When is a man like a snake?
Answer: When he gets rattled.
Riddle: When are cooks cruel?
Answer: When they beat the eggs and whip the cream.
Riddle: Why is your nose not 12 inches long?
Answer: Because it would then be a foot.
Riddle: Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?
Answer: Both need beating.