Riddle:
What bird can be heard at mealtimes?
Answer: A swallow.
Riddle:
Why do Egyptian pyramids have doorbells?
Answer: So you toot-'n'-come-in.
Riddle:
Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
Answer: To the dock!
Riddle:
How do you make a pirate angry?
Answer: Take away the "p" and he becomes irate.
Riddle:
Why do witches buy magazines?
Answer: They like to read the horrorscopes.
Riddle:
Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?
Answer: He was allergic to nuts.
Riddle:
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
Answer: At parking meteors
Riddle:
What sea is in space?
Answer: The galax-sea.
Riddle:
What kind of music can you hear in space?
Answer: A nept-tune.
It’s a pun that combines “Neptune,” the planet, with “tune,” a piece of music. The riddle asks what kind of music you can hear in space, and the answer plays on the pronunciation “Nept-tune,” sounding like “Neptune.” So the “music” in space is a “tune” from “Neptune.” It’s just wordplay—no actual sound involved.
Riddle:
When do astronauts eat their sandwiches?
Answer: At launch time.
