Riddle:
Why are fish so clever?
Answer: They live in schools.
Riddle:
Why was the photograher arrested?
Answer: The police found his prints at the scene of a crime.
Riddle:
Did you hear about the man who was arrested for selling self-portraits?
Answer: He was framed.
Riddle:
Why are police officers so strong?
Answer: Because they can hold up traffic.
Riddle:
Why do criminals shower so often?
Answer: They like to make a clean getaway.
Riddle:
What happened to the burglar who broke into a calendar factory?
Answer: He got twelve months.
Riddle:
What do you get if you cross a hen with a guitar?
Answer: A chicken that plucks itself.
Riddle:
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a fairy?
Answer: Stinkerbell!
Riddle:
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a witch?
Answer: A cold spell.
Riddle:
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Answer: A bull-dozer.
