Riddle:
What kind of drinks do aliens like best?
Answer: Gravi-tea.
Riddle:
What time is it when you see the monster?
Answer: Time to run.
Riddle:
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
Answer: They use snail polish.
Riddle:
How do monkeys make toast?
Answer: They put it under the g'rilla
Riddle:
Why are artist no good in sports matches?
Answer: Because they keep drawing.
Riddle:
Harry, why are you swimming on your back?
Answer: They say you should never swim on a full stomach.
Riddle:
What happens when you forget to pay an exorcist?
Answer: You get repossessed.
Riddle:
How do chickens like to dance?
Answer: Chick to chick
Riddle:
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Answer: Because it has Greece at the bottom.
Riddle:
What's tall, Italian, and covered in pepperoni?
Answer: The leaning tower of Pizza.
