Riddle:
What is the most useful instrument in a mathematics teacher's tool kit?
Answer: Multi-pilers!
Riddle:
What has lots of legs and smells nice?
Answer: A scent-ipede.
Riddle:
What do spiders eat with their dinner?
Answer: Corn on the cobweb.
Riddle:
Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
Answer: He was always monkeying around in class.
Riddle:
What was written on Frankenstein's monster's grave?
Answer: "Rust in peace."
Riddle:
Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
Answer: He bolted down his food.
Riddle:
Why did the man hold a shoe to his ear?
Answer: Because he was listening to sole music.
Riddle:
In Ancient Egypt, what music did the mummies like most?
Answer: Wrap Music.
Riddle:
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Answer: Drop him a line.
Riddle:
What happens when a sea monster gets angry?
Answer: It causes a comm-ocean.
