Riddle:
What did the first casket say to the second casket?
Answer: Is that you coffin?
Riddle:
Who is braver, a stone or a tree?
Answer: The stone, because it's a little boulder.
Riddle:
Where does the smart butter go?
Answer: On the honor roll.
Riddle:
What language does a billboard speak?
Answer: Sign language.
Riddle:
What building has the most stories?
Answer: The library.
Riddle:
Why did the belt go to jail?
Answer: For holding up a pair of pants.
Riddle:
What is a cheerleader's favorite cereal?
Answer: Cheer-ios!
Riddle:
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Answer: Because they have two left feet.
Riddle:
Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Answer: In sundae school.
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.
