Riddle:
What do snakes do after a fight?
Answer: They hiss and make up!
Riddle:
How do you know if a clock is hungry?
Answer: It goes four seconds.
Riddle:
What is the most slippery country in the world?
Answer: Greece!
Riddle:
Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
Answer: Because it said "concentrate."
Riddle:
What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
Answer: Graaaaaaaains!
Riddle:
What business is King Kong in?
Answer: The Monkey Business.
Riddle:
What did the bee say to the flower?
Answer: Hello, honey!
Riddle:
Why did Superman wrap himself in bread?
Answer: To make himself a hero sandwhich!
Riddle:
When do truck drivers stop to eat?
Answer: Whenever they come to a fork in the road.
