Riddle:
How did the beaver get online?
Answer: He logged on.
Riddle:
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Answer: Because he was standing on the deck.
Riddle:
What lets you walk through walls?
Answer: Doors!
Riddle:
What did the tree wear to the pool?
Answer: Swim trunks!
Riddle:
What does a frog do when its car breaks down?
Answer: It gets toad!
Riddle:
Where should you put a noisy dog?
Answer: In a barking lot!
Riddle:
What do cats call mice on a skateboard?
Answer: Meals on wheels!
Riddle:
What type of music are balloons scared of?
Answer: Pop Music!
Riddle:
What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?
Answer: A knight gown!
Riddle:
Where do you take a sick boat?
Answer: To the dock!
