Riddle:
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Answer: Drop him a line.
Riddle:
When may a man call his wife "honey"?
Answer: When she has a comb in her hair.
Riddle:
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Answer: Beacause it was a moth ball.
Riddle:
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Answer: Disc-o.
Riddle:
My fleece is white as snow. Everywhere that Mary goes, I go. What am I?
Answer: A lamb.
Riddle:
Through me, you see through things. What am I?
Answer: An X-ray machine.
Riddle:
Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?
Answer: He can't find it
Riddle:
When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
Answer: When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
Riddle:
What is a bare-faced liar?
Answer: One without whiskers.
Riddle:
Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
Answer: He bolted down his food.
Riddle:
When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
Answer: When you can't pay cash.
Riddle:
On a fine sunny day, a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators' eyes. What caused the ship to sink?
Answer: The "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive.
Riddle:
What pets make stirring music?
Answer: Trumpets.
Riddle:
If you screw a light bulb into a socket by turning the bulb toward the right with your right hand, which way would you turn the socket with your left hand in order to unscrew it while holding the bulb stationary?
Answer: To the right. It's always the same direction.
Riddle:
Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?
Answer: Because there are more of them!
Riddle:
When is a bump like a hat?
Answer: When it is felt.
Riddle:
With what two animals do you always go to bed?
Answer: Two calves.
Riddle:
What did the faucet say to the shower?
Answer: "You're a big drip."
Riddle:
I have a bee in my hand. What is in my eye?
Answer: Beauty, as beauty is in the eye of the BEE-holder.
Riddle:
I am a tick, I am usually black or white, You will find me on many clothing, People think I am cool.
What am I?
Answer: The Nike Symbol.
