Riddle: What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Answer: Paper towels.
Riddles For Kids
Riddle: The pet shop starts with some dogs, then someone comes and takes 1 of the dogs, then another person and their child take 4 dogs. After that a mother, father and their 18 kids adopt 12 dogs. Then the pet shop receaves 3 dogs and someone takes 1, now the pet shop has 2 dogs. How many dogs did they have at the beginning?
Answer: 17 dogs because 17-1=16-4=12-12=0+3=3-1=2.
Riddle: What is it that is full all day and empty at night?
Answer: Shoes.
Riddles For Kids
Riddle: What animal probably likes doors?
Answer: A doormouse.
Riddle: Why did the jelly roll?
Answer: It saw the apple turn over.
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Riddle: What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
Answer: One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
Riddle: Tara has $29.00 dollars. She bought 4 coloring books that cost $3.00 each, 4 boxes of Crayola crayons that cost $2.00 each. She spends the rest of her money on markers. How much money did she spend on markers?
Answer: She spent $9.00 on markers.
Riddles For Kids
Riddle: When are eyes not eyes?
Answer: When the wind makes them water.
Riddle: No is to negative as yes is to...?
Answer: Affirmative If you said "Positive" you're wrong.
Riddle: Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Answer: Because it must be ground before it is used.
Riddle: What does a troll call his apartment?
Answer: Gnome sweet gnome.
Riddle: What does the artist like to draw best?
Answer: His salary.
Riddle: What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
Answer: BeeBop.
Riddle: When is a ship at sea not on the water?
Answer: When she is on fire.
Riddle: What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Answer: Wipe their sheets.
Riddle: Why did the clock get sick?
Answer: It was run down.
Riddle: Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?
Answer: It has a spring in it
Riddle: Why is a ferry boat like a good rule?
Answer: Because it works both ways.
Riddle: Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Answer: Because he stole the show!
Riddle: How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Answer: Tickle its navel.