Riddle:
Why did the clock get sick?
Answer: It was run down.
Riddle:
Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?
Answer: It has a spring in it
Riddle:
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Answer: Wipe their sheets.
Riddle:
Why is a ferry boat like a good rule?
Answer: Because it works both ways.
Riddle:
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Answer: Because he stole the show!
Riddle:
How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Answer: Tickle its navel.
Riddle:
When may a man call his wife "honey"?
Answer: When she has a comb in her hair.
Riddle:
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Answer: Drop him a line.
Riddle:
Through me, you see through things. What am I?
Answer: An X-ray machine.
Riddle:
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Answer: Disc-o.
Riddle:
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Answer: Beacause it was a moth ball.
Riddle:
My fleece is white as snow. Everywhere that Mary goes, I go. What am I?
Answer: A lamb.
Riddle:
Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?
Answer: He can't find it
Riddle:
When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
Answer: When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
Riddle:
Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?
Answer: Because there are more of them!
Riddle:
On a fine sunny day, a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators' eyes. What caused the ship to sink?
Answer: The "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive.
Riddle:
What is a bare-faced liar?
Answer: One without whiskers.
Riddle:
What pets make stirring music?
Answer: Trumpets.
Riddle:
When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
Answer: When you can't pay cash.
Riddle:
Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
Answer: He bolted down his food.
