Riddle:
What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
Answer: A little above two feet.
Riddle:
What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?
Answer: My pop is bigger than your pop.
Riddle:
What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
Answer: A platypus.
Riddle:
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Answer: Up their sleevies!
Riddle:
What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
Answer: Broom Service or A broom with a view.
Riddle:
How do chiropractors swim laps?
Answer: They do the back stroke.
Riddle:
How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
Answer: With a monkey wrench.
Riddle:
Other than being colors, what do the words orange, silver, and purple have in common?
Answer: There are no words in the English language that rhyme with them.
Riddle:
When is a clock dangerous?
Answer: When it runs down and strikes.
Riddle:
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
Answer: He was wearing his robe.
Riddle:
Why is a bubble like a bruise?
Answer: Because it comes from a blow.
Riddle:
What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?
Answer: Running as hard as you can until you’re all pooped out.
Riddle:
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
Answer: He gets pale as a sheet.
Riddle:
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
Answer: A submarine sandwich!
Riddle:
What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?
Answer: All the difference in the world.
Riddle:
What animals would be the best at playing video games?
Answer: An octopus.
Riddle:
In what place did the rooster crow when all the world heard him?
Answer: In Noah's Ark.
Riddle:
What is small, purple, and dangerous?
Answer: A grape with a six-shooter.
Riddle:
When does one become soured?
Answer: When he is in a pickle.
Riddle:
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Answer: Florence Nightingown.
