Riddle:
What kind of dog has no tail?
Answer: A hot dog.
Riddle:
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Answer: A mush-room.
Riddle:
What would you get if you crossed a giraffe with a rooster?
Answer: You'd get an animal that wakes people who live on the top floor.
Riddle:
Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?
Answer: Both need beating.
Riddle:
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
Answer: It raises a stink.
Riddle:
If a rooster lays an egg on the ridge of a roof, which side will the egg fall?
Answer: Rooster’s don’t lay eggs. Hen’s do.
Riddle:
What has one eye but cannot see?
Answer: A needle.
Riddle:
There are eight lemons in a bowl. You take three of them. How many lemons do you have now?
Answer: You have three lemons–the ones you took.
Riddle:
What has 4 legs and only 1 foot?
Answer: A Bed.
Riddle:
A laugh, A cry, A moan, A sigh. What am I?
Answer: Emotions
Riddle:
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Answer: Three skunks eating a pickle.
Riddle:
A snail drew an s on his car. Why?
Answer: So people can see the S CAR GO.
Riddle:
It's 7:00 am. You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents, who came to have breakfast. In your fridge: bread, milk (pasteurized!), juice, and a jar of jam. What do you open first?
Answer: Your eyes.
Riddle:
What has to be broken before you use it?
Answer: Eggs.
Riddle:
What’s the difference between U and I?
Answer: Eleven letters.
Riddle:
What does an Aardark like on its pizza?
Answer: Ant-chovies.
Riddle:
A red drum which sounds Without being touched, And grows silent, When it is touched. What is it?
Answer: Your heart.
Riddle:
A house with two occupants, sometimes one, rarely three. Break the walls, eat the borders, then throw away me.
What am I?
Answer: A Peanut.
Riddle:
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
Answer: With a cabbage patch!
Riddle:
You walk into a room and see a bed. On the bed, there are two dogs, four cats, a giraffe, five cows, and a duck. There are also three chickens flying above the bed. How many legs are on the floor?
Answer: There are six legs on the floor. All of the animals are on the bed and no other furniture is mentioned in the room. Four legs from the bed and your two legs because you are standing in the room.
