Riddle:
A house with two occupants, sometimes one, rarely three. Break the walls, eat the borders, then throw away me.
What am I?
Answer: A Peanut.
Riddle:
Why did the man hold a shoe to his ear?
Answer: Because he was listening to sole music.
Riddle:
What does DNA stand for?
Answer: National Dyslexics Association.
Riddle:
What has 4 wheels and flies?
Answer: A garbage truck! lol!
Riddle:
What is full of holes but still holds water?
Answer: A Sponge.
Riddle:
How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
Answer: You bump your nose on the ceiling.
Riddle:
As I was walking across the London Bridge, I met a man who drew his hat and drew his cane, and in this riddle, I said his name. What is it?
Answer: His name is Andrew.
Riddle:
You walk into a room and see a bed. On the bed, there are two dogs, four cats, a giraffe, five cows, and a duck. There are also three chickens flying above the bed. How many legs are on the floor?
Answer: There are six legs on the floor. All of the animals are on the bed and no other furniture is mentioned in the room. Four legs from the bed and your two legs because you are standing in the room.
Riddle:
What flies but never lands?
Answer: Time.
Riddle:
How can you eat and study at the same time?
Answer: Eat alphabet soup.
Riddle:
A girl walked into a bar and ordered some water. The bartender then threw a big hairy spider at her. A few minutes later, the girl thanked the man and walked out. Why?
Answer: The girl had the hiccups and the man scared them away by throwing the big hairy spider at her.
Riddle:
Take a look at it, you surely won't be shook! Let it happen, you surely will get shook! What is it?
Answer: A Surprise.
Riddle:
I have a heart that doesn't beat, a mouth that doesn't speak, and a head that doesn't think. What am I?
Answer: An artichoke.
Riddle:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Answer: Because 7,8,9. (Because seven ate nine.)
Riddle:
What has 4 letters and has 3 letters but never has 5 letters but has 3 if it is spelled with 2 letters?
Answer: Riddle is the answer. Don't read it as a question, read it as a statement. What= 4 letters And= 3 letters Never= 5 letters But= 3 letters If, it ,is= 2 letters
Riddle:
When is a door not a door?
Answer: When it is ajar.
Riddle:
On Earth, I am dead, Though I live on the moon. I am in no crater, And I'm in every boom. What am I?
Answer: The Letter "0".
Riddle:
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a canary?
Answer: A very messy cage.
