Riddle:
What do spiders eat with their dinner?
Answer: Corn on the cobweb.
Riddle:
What is the monkey's favorite month?
Answer: Ape-bril.
Riddle:
Is it hard to spot a leapard?
Answer: No, they come that way.
Riddle:
What grows down as it grows up?
Answer: A goose.
Riddle:
Holding two swords and eight spears and dressed in a cow-leather tunic, I peek through a hole in the door. What am I?
Answer: A Crab.
Riddle:
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
Answer: A comb.
Riddle:
What is a sheep's favorite type of chocolate?
Answer: A Hersheys baaa.
Riddle:
Who is the strange one who lives in the sea, he has eight arms but no legs. Who is it?
Answer: An Octopus.
Riddle:
What do you call a leprechaun's vacation home?
Answer: A Lepre-condo.
Riddle:
What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?
Answer: My pop is bigger than your pop!
Riddle:
Where do sailors take their baths?
Answer: In a tubmarine.
Riddle:
How many different types of gnus are there?
Answer: Two. Good gnus and bad gnus.
Riddle:
When is a man like a snake?
Answer: When he gets rattled.
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross Santa Claus and a duck?
Answer: A Christmas quacker.
Riddle:
What islands should have good singers?
Answer: The Canary islands.
Riddle:
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Answer: Space-chips.
Riddle:
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Answer: A frog, he croaks every night!
