Riddle:
What has all the letters of the alphabet but not in the correct order?
Answer: A keyboard!
Riddle:
What did the computer eat on the moon?
Answer: Spacebars!
Riddle:
I make hair stand on end, whisper between radio stations, and yet I refuse to change. What am I?
Answer: Static.
Static electricity makes hair stand on end. “Whisper between radio stations” points to the hissing noise called radio static. “Refuse to change” uses the other meaning of static: something fixed or unchanging. The riddle hinges on the word “static” having both electrical and descriptive senses.
Riddle:
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
Answer: A Shamrock!
Riddle:
Why did Silly Billy wear a helmet to bed?
Answer: So he could crash.
Riddle:
What business is King Kong in?
Answer: The Monkey Business.
Riddle:
What did you think about the kidnaping in the park?
Answer: Don't worry they woke him up.
Riddle:
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Answer: Chicken! The word 'chicken' is in front of the word egg. Hence making it first.
Riddle:
You need me to see me,
I can be quite pretty;
I come in different shades,
But no shapes or sizes;
What am I?
Answer: An eye.
Riddle:
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
Answer: The Letter C.
The letter "C" sounds like the word "sea". The sea is a large body of salt water. The riddle relies on a play on words (a pun) where the name of the letter "C" is phonetically identical to the English word "sea".
Riddle:
What would you say in everyone in the US Sneezed at the same time?
Answer: God bless America!
Riddle:
Why didn't the 11 year old enter the pirate movie?
Answer: It was rated "ARR".
Riddle:
I am a strange creature, Hovering in the air, Moving from here to there, With a brilliant flare. Some say I sing, But others say I have no voice. So I just hum - as a matter of choice. What am I?
Answer: A hummingbird.
Riddle:
Larry is dead the window is open. There is a glass and water on the floor, and Mary is sleeping.
What happened?
Answer: Larry is a fish. the breeze from the window knocked over his fishbowl it broke and he died from no water.
Riddle:
Why are elephants so smart?
Answer: Because they have lots of gray matter.
Riddle:
Does a giraffe get a sore throat if it gets wet feet?
Answer: Yes, but not until the following week.
Riddle:
Why was the chicken forbidden from sending e-mails?
Answer: Because he kept using fowl language.
Riddle:
A man leaves home on foot one evening, makes three left turns, and arrives back home to find two masked men waiting there. Who are they?
Answer: The catcher and the umpire - the man has made a home run in a baseball game.
